I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended. Cant I just have one night where Im queen?. We can win two National championships this year. Santana: No! Santana Monologue Glee Shack's Advocate Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. I like yeast in my bagel but not in my muffin. Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. So endlessly grateful to Naya. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. And yes, we talk about Naya Riveras voice + magic a lot in the same sentence which is not our fault, because its simply the truth and we cannot be held accountable for that but specifically what I mean is this: In a single three-minute cover, Naya Rivera turned a nearly 40 year old song into an instant lesbian classic. Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne? Why is everyone staring at me like Im Finn and I just won a butter-eating competition? favorite Santana quote. I dont know. Im just too tired. Actively pursuing and seducing a series of strapping young men throughout high school is not incongruous with eventually realizing youre gay! We miss you. One of my favourites is the group phone call in Season 1 where Santana says Sex is not dating and Brittany says If it was, Santana and I would be dating The fear in Nayas eyes it was those kind of small choices and background acting that led people to ship Brittana, and for Santana to become more than the bitchy cheerleader. You got a BOOB JOB. Santana: Rachel. (Will asks about Christmas tree) Will: And the ornaments? Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. Santana: Wanky. In real life, that absolutely would have happened. So, this for you Hudson. I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. The way she shoves that bagel in her mouth! Santana: Y-you think that Great Gazoo kid is a leprechaun? Holy crap. Sebastian: She questioned my honor. It's okay. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. With who's vagina? Hands down my favourite and the best ever scene on Glee. Santana and Sue Sylvester, The Spanish Teacher, You went from La Cucaracha to a bullfighting mariachi. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. I have known you both for years and I don't like either of you 90% of the time, in fact, your wide-eyed, Keane-painting approach to life makes my teeth hurt and my breasts ache with rage. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket. Also Naya Rivera and Ricky Martins version of La Isla Bonita is one of my favourite Glee songs of all time. Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. I always thought Naya deserved the best actress award just for the scene alone. But then well, Ill let her speak for herself: Thank you, guys. Lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking. Im sorry. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. The tight clasped hug that comes after, holding on to her best friend for dear life because everything around them is changing and they are each others only certainty. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. This is only temporary. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. You're gonna be okay. What difference does it make? Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. I have rage. Santana: It's all a part of being a mentor. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I have hated you ever since the day I met you. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Rachel and Santana, The Power of Madonna. I am sorry, Finn. You like her more than me. To younger millennials and older zoomers, Naya Rivera and her portrayal of Santana Lopez on Glee, the FOX show about a group of show choir misfits, is a vital and important pop culture figure. And were lesbians. Ive listened to it about a gazillion times over the last many years, and it always gets me in my guts, but I forget what a punch it really is to my hearts face to watch the scene. So in Season 2, when I heard those opening notes of a song I knew so well, when Santana Lopez herself sang my name right there on my TV screen, it felt like a gift just for me. Santana: And that's bad because? I call her Snix. Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. 2021-22, Piling Larang Akademik 12 Q1 Mod4 Pagsulat Ng Memorandum Adyenda at Katitikan ng Pulong ver3, Kami Export - Athan Rassekhi - Unit 1 The Living World AP Exam Review, Leadership class , week 3 executive summary, I am doing my essay on the Ted Talk titaled How One Photo Captured a Humanitie Crisis https, School-Plan - School Plan of San Juan Integrated School, SEC-502-RS-Dispositions Self-Assessment Survey T3 (1), Techniques DE Separation ET Analyse EN Biochimi 1. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. 1x01 - Pilot. Or Tribeca. Just like that she can go from breaking your heart to making you laugh. I think it's noted somewhere she kept messing up and having to redo it all and had felt really bad. As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. Santana: The man who lives next door finally killed off his elderly mother and when the police came they left the whole place like wide open. She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. was probably my favorite moment. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? As Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera beat odds, and she changed any previously conceived scripts about who people would care about in a mainstream teen dramedy they could care just as much about the Latina lesbian as they would about the white heterosexual leads. Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. I dont know how! Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. That would wreck her. Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Santana: Yeah, totally. Kurts coming out was a wish fulfillment fantasy for cis white gay men everywhere, but Santana is forced to suffer. This is our SONG. Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. Puck: We all know why we're here. I love you. Thank you for giving me this space to remember Naya and Santana. Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? Well, Id like to think that we now carry your heart in our hearts, Naya. Santana: First of all, anything you do became my business when you decided to toss that slushie up in my grill. You are a beautiful person. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. Those arent generic Latinx details. Santana: Yes I did. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? Brittany: [smiles and holds Santana's hand] Santana: Quinn, look, this is our senior year. And maybe that wouldve been more tolerable if the episode centered her feelings instead of Finns. On the surface, the lyrics themselves arent really even specifically relevant to her situation, but in a way they are on a general level these are words that express a desire to control the uncontrollable, a concern that what you want could slip from your grasp so quickly. But you know what? Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team. Of Santana. I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. Now that we're alone, I want to talk to you about what I found in your bathroom trashcan underneath the wadded up tissue paper, the used cotton swabs, and the soiled acne wipes. Santana to Elliott about Kurt, A Katy or A Gaga. It learned me two things. Why isnt Rachel talking? Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. Privacy Policy. Okay, look. The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. Santana to Rachel about her, Kurt and Blaine, Prom-asaurus, Imploding on one of the last nights we have to spend together because basically youre just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. Santana: This food was unsatisfactory. Oh yeah. Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? Brittany: Sweet lady kisses. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. Mr. Brittany, that sex tape was private. Did he ever come home? Santana: Lets just keep this on point. For more information, please see our Oh ok. We made that for us! Her off white blouse. I've waited 5 years for this. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? Feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window). Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. She's blond and awesome and so smart. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . Punctuated with a slap to the face that reverberates through time and I can still hear to this very day, this entire scene had every ounce of Naya Riveras talents on full display. with a mouth like cat's ass. Tons, just all up in there. When Im with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. This is for us. Its hard to pick a favorite Santana solo, but I think its gotta be Songbird, for me, both for Santnas story arc and for Naya Riveras performance. if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. I hope Naya knew the impact she had, or she can at least see it now. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Bartender: Sorry ladies, can I see some IDs? Kurt: We had a pact. The only straight I am is straight-up bitch. Dave: [reluctantly walks away] Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. Copyright 2023 StudeerSnel B.V., Keizersgracht 424, 1016 GC Amsterdam, KVK: 56829787, BTW: NL852321363B01, all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. She was a professional and her memory was a steel trap. As we did, of course, we shared with each other over and over how her portrayal of Santana Lopez also changed our worlds. with a So please make sure your monologue is within . Its layers upon layers of ridiculousness, but brilliantly so. Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. Her vocals in that song was *chefs kiss* and its just so hilarious. And High Art, Kiss Me, When, I also watched Les Filles du Botaniste a few times. Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. Santana slaps Finn, Santana, Finn, Rachel and Will, Mash Off, When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school. Maybe Blaine didn't wanna be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Quinn: Sexting? Of course they drink and dance and whisper secrets into each others ears and fall into bed with each other. If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut. Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! #filmacting Your pretty little liar gave them to her. You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. Love to you, your family, your friends, and your sweet boy. Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. For your joy, for your talent, for teaching me how to be unapologetic about the things I love. Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. Alright, you know what Rachel? Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. Santana: Quick, go get some moist towels. My private feelings. Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. Even though I never knew you personally, you will always be part of my life. Everything about you screams virgin. We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, Theres no one like you. Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. Its so hard to talk about Glee without talking about the rapidly changing world for gay rights that was also happening around it. I haven't danced that hard since nationals two years ago. Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. The fierce, confident, swaggering Santana having this quiet moment where her voice is actually quivering a little was so impactful. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Santana: It is a Carrot Top convention. You trying to turn her into a damn rexy? (After losing a fight with Lauren) That's how we do it in Lima Heights! See I dont go here anymore, sue, and that means I can finally tell you exactly what I think of you. Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. Rachel: What did I do?? You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show! I adore you. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! Naya absolutely slayed that scene and it has stuck with me ever since. Quinn: Do you want me to slap you again? Coming out isnt always rainbows and parades. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. Everything you needed to know, every emotion you needed to feel, was emanating from Santana with crystal clearness. Santana: Your sexuality? Santana to Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Will: Okay, come on ladies, it's not like this is the first time I've ever proposed. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. (sings in background) You told coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. Where Im accepted?. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? But Glee encouraged me to let me freak flag fly, and so I did. Aren't you were paying. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. Whats magnificent, absolutely stunning and awe-worthy, about Landslide is that when I listen to the song all these years later I am genuinely surprised how much of the song is actually Gwyneth Paltrow? Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. Or maybe it Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? This is it. Everyone knows my role here is to look hot. Rachel, Santana, and Kurt were joined on the North Pole setting by four little. Maybe that has something to do with it. I have such vivid memories of Landslide. Out of all the actors on Glee, she was the only one who could eviscerate with words in one scene, and break our hearts in the next. I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. The Glee funnyman adorably tinkled on a tiny piano, kicked his heels up in the air, and mugged for the camera. Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. And that will exist forever. Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? You can't make fun of Finn anymore. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- No one gives a damn about you. you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no Brittany: Really? And I want more than anything for you to be my last, but I can't do this anymore. Wherever your soul is, thank you. Santana: Hottest guys in school. SANTANA: I'm keepin' it real. Brittany: Mm hm. From Season 6 Episode 3 "Jagged Little Tapestry", aired January 16th, 2015 This is embarrassing. Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too. How could my running mate win and I didnt? Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. I'm Hispanic. We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! Just with bigger stakes. This song is so depressing. Santana: What did you just say to her? Santana: Oh, sure I can. We had Glee watching parties in my dorm, and I would stay up late replaying Brittana scenes from YouTube hoping my roommate wouldnt notice. I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. Standing ovation for Miss Naya Rivera middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead one with. My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. I loved seeing her happy. 13- Glee, Finn Hudson 14- Glee, Rachel Berry 15- Glee, Sue Sylvester . I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? Hi DM! Perhaps youve read them, even. Panic! (and Brittana / Faberry fans can come at me, bro, but Quinntana is the ship that I will go down with). The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. Tina: Pretty much. I have love for you. And I dont wanna fight anymore, Im just too tired. or someone who doesnt dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dicks more Just admit it! You finally got an okay haircut. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? Its the dress that sells the song before Santana even opens her mouth. But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. Enby is a Black/Trans owned company run by 3 enby's that believes that all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure. Bad things!). Can I talk to you for a second? At a time when I mostly only felt dread when I thought about going through life as a lesbian, that performance made me feel hopeful that I would someday be able to openly love someone who openly loved me back. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. Its where we fell in love, where I could say things with music, when words just werent enough. Marley: Why are you going through my bag? Santana: (laughs) Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. I did. Think I could get used to here in New York. Maybe that has something to do with it. Santana: Those are your nipples. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. Wait. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. We'll just see if that happens. That show was messy, but as a baby gay, Santana was everythingggg. NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. Homeless will be homeless for a while, that's sort of the problem. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. It's the best part of my day, okay? You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. One of my favourite Santana moments that isnt mentioned here is the whole The Spanish Teacher episode. And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. Santana: Thanks. If I did, would you join me? Why are we playing this game? While as amazing she was at delivering the zingers, she was equally as talented at delivering the tender soft spoken line that would often lead to tears. When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people. ". Right after Mercedes sings the first lines of Rumor Has It, the theatre goes dark and the beat drops out. You do play for another team.. you were on the Cheerios now you're only in the New Directions Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. Whatever. I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. Also, she thinks youre a spritely, green, mythological creature, but I know youre a potato-eating poser. Please keep going after the show is over. The only straight I am is straight up bitch., We spend a lot of time talking about Santana Lopezs musical numbers, and I suppose for a show like Glee thats pretty par for the course but theres nothing that made Santana more alive than Naya Riveras impeccable comic timing. He lets go of my Eggo! I miss this place so much. Me and the color pink, have been in an argument for seventeen years, I can't believe I have to make nice with it now, Santana, Bridesmaids Scene, cut from On My Way. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen? They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? Rachel: Okay, wait. This is so sad. The choreography, costumes, lighting, Amber Rileys and Naya Riveras vocals everyone came together and did what they had to do. Rory: You're skinny like all the crops failed on your family's farm. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. I mean, if I was made out of plastic, I'd be scared of a lot of things too; open flames, barbeques, but then, I found this!This is a pager, my friends. In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. Unmatched sass and the best . Santana: Come on, screw her. In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. [voiceover] How is this possible? The pleading of her posture when she sings I love you, I love you, I love you. Just two cellos, two actors, and a bunch of chairs in an empty room. How can you do a duet by yourself? She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. elaborate wet dreams. : Tamara de Lempicka Didnt Care Who Knew, Trans Texans Are Being Surveilled, This Is Everyones Issue, I Had a Weekend to Explore Queer Miami, It Was a Pastel Paradise, You Need Help: You Fat-Shamed Your Beautiful Girlfriend, The Autostraddle Encyclopedia of Lesbian Cinema, How Im Navigating Play Parties as a Disabled, Immunocompromised Kinkster, To L And Back: Generation Q Podcast 309: When a Fire Starts to Burn, Pop Culture Fix: Aubrey Plazas Sexy Disaster Reporter Was Too Weird Even for SNL, No Filter: Sarah Paulsons Birthday Post for Holland Taylor Cleared My Skin, This Is -Ussy: On Mainstream Cultures Embrace of Queer Language, Pop Culture Fix: Janelle Mone, Niecy Nash-Betts Win Critics Choice Awards. 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